Mónica Zanchi
Nude

Can’t blame the Swiss. If we were coming home to busty blonde bombshells who were making us some hole filled grilled cheese’s with their multi-use utility knives every day, we wouldn’t want to fight in any wars either. Good luck staying neutral when Swiss Miss Mónica Zanchi, is onscreen, however, since this dirty blonde star of dirty movies will send you into sexual overdrive. After moving to Italy and exploring the world soon after, Mónica first had us playing the one handed harmonica in her film debut, Hitch-Hike (1977). It’s the story of a near breaking up couple who pick up a criminal hitchhiker that claims he will split two million bucks with them if they take him to the spot he stashed it. We briefly see Mónica’s rack as she bangs a young kid at a campsite, and those hitchhike hooters deserve a big thumb up! Oh yes, tents will be pitched. Next, she moved on to Joe D’Amato’s Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals (1977), where she was good enough to eat raw. Or do some other stuff raw, too, since we get to see all three of Miss Zanchi’s B’s in the softcore action thriller. Continuing with the franchise, Mónica reunited with Laura in the nunsploitation classic Sister Emanuelle (1978). That one even features Mónica and another lovely lady making good use of the phallic shape of the banana, with a closeup of the peel organically getting made extra slippery. With the Italian sex comedy Incontri molto ravvicinati del quarto tipo (1978), Mónica flashed her last via a final lesbian liason. Mónica has been sporadic with her acting having been in only four films since the eighties, though she did show up in Zombie (1979), The Erotic Dreams of Cleopatra (1985), and most recently in Naftalina (2011). In 2018 she got a little documentary about herself made, called From Switzerland to Mato Grosso: An Interview with Actress Mónica Zanchi. It’s good, but nowhere near as good as the movies where she did the Zanchi Panky.